Week 10: Prat – Marco Rubio

by Ray_North on March 9, 2016

Republican_pratThis week’s Prat, unanimously voted for by the Allthatsleft Committee, is Marco Rubio.

And, let’s face it, Little Marco hasn’t exactly had many people voting for him in the last seven days, so he may be pleased to hear that he has received the unanimous endorsement from us here at Allthatsleft.

The American Presidential Election Primaries have been as bizarre as they have entertaining – say what you like about Trump, Sanders, Cruz and others, they’ve provided us all with hours of fun. As, has Rubio. I have to say, I’ve found Rubio the most unlikely of potential GOP candidates, he’s small, he’s wooden, he’s uninspiring, he’s not even particularly good-looking – he is one of the reasons why Trump’s candidacy has become plausible.

But, he has the hopes of the GOP establishment riding on his shoulders, he is their only hope against the fascist nutcase that is Trump and the religious nutcase that is Cruz. And, so far, his performance has been abject – he is trailed in way behind the nutcase twins in almost of all the primaries and now has little chance of gaining enough delegates to clinch the nomination. So, he decides to go onto the attack against Trump – which is fair enough, but, rather than attack his policies or his record or his performances during the primaries, he decides to mock Trump for…. ahem… having a…. small penis.


During the TV debate last week, Rubio declared the following:
“He’s always calling me Little Marco. And I’ll admit he’s taller than me. He’s like 6’2, which is why I don’t understand why his hands are the size of someone who is 5’2, And you know what they say about men with small hands? You can’t trust them.”

Not only was this exceptionally puerile, it was utterly misguided it’s clear that Trump is more than capable of dealing with a knob gag – and so it came to pass, Trump was able to tell the world that actually, there’s nothing wrong with the size of his todger. I ask you.

Little Marco – you are a total prat!

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