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Thursday, April 11, 2013

The Secret MP #1

April 11, 2013

You can call me Keith. Though that’s not my real name. And I am a Liberal Democrat MP. There I’ve said it. I have been a Lib-Dem MP for a few years now. Loyal and trustworthy. I can’t tell you my constituency, but I will say that it has the same mix of happy and […]

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#666: 2011, Olly Murs, Dance With Me Tonight

April 11, 2013

I have the dubious pleasure of having drawn the number of the beast. This is the 666th entry into Songs To Learn and Sing, and therefore, I have decided to offer up a Devil’s Own version of anti-music as my recommendation. The artist in question showcases the utter fucking musical decrepitude of the Simon Cowell […]

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Damn This Fawning Arrogant Charade!

April 11, 2013

I’m beginning to understand how it must have felt in Pyongyang last year, when their ‘revered and beloved’ leader Kim Ill Sung popped his infallible clogs. Because we are in the midst of a gushing outpouring of faux and extreme mourning after the death of former PM Margaret Thatcher. When we heard of the death […]

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US Masters Preview

April 11, 2013

Scotland has invented many a great thing – whisky, penicillin, telephone, radar, marmalade, television, postage stamps, the proclaimers, and of course, golf. Gowf (English: Golf) is a sport whaur the body playin the gemme tries tae dunt a smaw baw intae a bore at the end o a field called a gowf coorse. Gowf wis […]

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